Why You Achieve Everything Except Your Wildest Dreams

Clear path. Lesser goal. Can’t lose.

Photo by Aziz Acharki on Unsplash

I used to date. It was a fucking blast, and I was terrible at it. Literally, no one I’ve ever dated became a serious relationship, until the pandemic rendered dates impossible and I met my current partner — hey! two years together! — via being witty on the Internet and we got close by binge-watching sitcoms in…