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Vote Like It’s the Last Real Election

Because if Trump wins, it will be.

I woke up before sunrise. Masked up. Hoodie on. (59 degrees in Austin, Texas — what a dream come true!) Waited. Then, at 7 a.m., I made my move like a goddamned ninja. I pulled the lever and voted straight-ticket Democrat … the first time I’d ever done so in all my life, outside of a primary. I got home at 8, and briefly went back to sleep…