1 min readJun 25, 2019
Thank you. I was in Hawai’i, and my brother-in-law was like “how do you not have flip-flops?” And I’m like, “If a goddamned bear or terrorist or bearrorist was bearing down on me, and I needed to run the hell away, I’d be DEAD in a pair of flip-flops. Sneakers? I can haul ass.” Dude looked at me like I had nine eyes.