PSA: Beware of Fake John Gormans

My likeness is being used in a phishing scam on this platform.

John Gorman
Jul 23, 2023
This is not my number.

This is not me. I am not them. They are impastas. Block and report.

My real comments are not that earnest, I promise.

I will never give you my WhatsApp number. (Okay, I *will*, but only if I like you, and only over DM.)

Do not text them. Pretty sure they’ll try and offload crypto onto you. Just block and report.

You also do not need to tell me about it. I know, and I can’t do anything about it.

Like guinea pigs and Marvel movies, they just keep replicating.

Block and report.

As you were.

Instead, please do enjoy this random essay from my back-catalogue.



John Gorman

Yarn Spinner + Brand Builder + Renegade. Award-winning storyteller with several million served. For inquiries: