Miscellaneous foods that include but are not limited to: cream or jelly-filled donuts/danishes/etc (actually, it’s pretty much all donuts/danishes/pastries, just especially the cream or jelly filled ones), all corn, most potatoes, Nutella, frosting, caramel, most candy, all soda and most sweet drinks, syrup of all kinds and sauces we don’t realize are mostly sugar (i.e., ketchup, salad dressings, etc.) Pasta like 90% of the time, pasteurized cheese, processed foods, and frisée lettuce can diaf.
I have so many conflicting feelings about this paragraph. I’m going to have to parse through it.
Yes, agree: corn, potato, frosting, candy, soda, sweet drinks, ketchup, salad dressing, processed foods, frisee lettuce.
No, you monster: pastries, nutella, caramel, pasta, cheese.
WTF: Syrup. Maple? INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS. All others? FIRE IT INTO THE SUN.
Now … back to reading. =)