I have so many conflicting feelings about this paragraph. I’m going to have to parse through it.

Yes, agree: corn, potato, frosting, candy, soda, sweet drinks, ketchup, salad dressing, processed foods, frisee lettuce.

No, you monster: pastries, nutella, caramel, pasta, cheese.

WTF: Syrup. Maple? INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS. All others? FIRE IT INTO THE SUN.

Now … back to reading. =)