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Entrepreneurtles All the Way Down
How I quit my day job and made $X a month, doing Y. For $Z, you can, too.
Look. What I’m about to tell you isn’t, like, a new idea. Ain’t even new to me. Ever since college, when I laid awake baked off my ass at 2 a.m., hoovering Tostitos and queso, watching Matthew Lesko hawk federal grant money in his bullhorn-loud Riddler-meets-Bill Nye getup, promising riches if you paid $49.99 for his book, I’d been thinking of saying this.
I’m certain it’s already been said. Maybe it’s been said by one of your favorite writers or LinkedIn influencers. If this post goes viral, maybe one of them will definitely rip this off and try to pass it off as their own idea, going even more viral in the process … because that’s what they do. But I gotta say it. Because I’m uniquely motherfucking qualified to do so. Maybe I’ll do this in the form of a question. Okay, here goes:
[*clears throat*]
Ever notice that entrepreneurs who talk about being successful entrepreneurs seem to (mostly) make their money by … talking about being entrepreneurs?
